Official C*nt Hair Ruler

US $220

  • Trumbull, Connecticut, United States
  • Jun 10th
The Official Cunt Hair Ruler has been painstakingly calibrated using a set of red cunt hairs stored in the National Archive of Weights and Measures at Cheyenne Mountain. The Official Cunt Hair Ruler finally establishes a world standard for this historic unit of measure. This stainless steel ruler is Made in America and features an attractive brushed finish. The demarcations are etched and inked for years of durable, reliable service under the toughest conditions. This is not some cheap, silk screened, plain metal or plastic ruler. This is an actual heirloom fathers will pass down to their sons generation after generation.

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