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Highly Empty Lead Pig For Storing Geiger Counter Sources Or Uranium Mineral

US $250.00

Poway, California, United States
Jun 9th

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Hi folks! This may be very confusing, but I had to get my wording approved by the eBay standards department so I could keep selling you these EXTREMELY EMPTY LEAD PIGS WHICH CONTAIN NOTHING. eBay got the ridiculous, truly impossible to understand, entirely illogical and totally contradictory to everything said in the ad, idea that I was selling lead pigs which aren't empty, despite how many times I explained that the lead pigs are empty, which you can see for yourself because the original text is now officially approved. Unfortunately, I had to remove pictures of the material, autunite, which was being used to demonstrate the highly effective properties of this container. I will do the same Planck-biligoingerosityoscopy battery of tests done previously, and more, but without showing you any substances which may be prohibited. If you need help interpreting the tests because I can't show you the gorgeous mineral, autunite, which was being used to perform the tests, let me know. This is the letter the first letter I received from eBay during our 90 minute phone call, which includes the "officially approved by the service department" item description text. I apologize because it may not match up with the new mandated pictures, but that's the way the cookie crumbles. I will keep you all informed if I receive further suspensions for trying to sell you an EMPTY CONTAINER. The first sentence is written by my boy G in the standards department, where accounts are suspended for violation of rules. (Also, I do not condone how he spelled "analyzed", and did in fact hold back laughter while reading that letter, as I was still on the phone with him and wanted to sound like Thundering Thor, not Pedantic Petey.): Hello cheesebeat (email address censored to ensure compliance with eBay policy!!!), Below is the verbatim for the description of the listing which has been removed and as analized allowed to be the description for the listing. (Now, this is the text of my ad, which has been approved, and will not be taken down, as assured by Gheo in the service department during our 90 minute chat.) This is an exceptionally empty lead pig which has been highly analyzed and thoroughly tested for your convenience. IT IS SOLD EMPTY, WITH NO MATERIAL WHICH IS OR MIGHT BE RADIOACTIVE, AS THAT WOULD BE AGAINST EBAY REGULATIONS. Some of my customers may recall these being the pigs which were used to ship that exceptionally hot batch of autunite from kern county, California. This is the exact same pig, just without the mineral, because that would be wrong to sell. I have a thing with quality. These pigs are where it's at. They were manufactured from the finest soviet-era third world invasion scrap bullets, refined for thousands of hours by Tibetan monks harmonizing their voices to vibrate and remove contaminants from the lead with which this pig was made; leaving it elementally pure. The NIST recently purchased a tiny chip of the lead from this pig to replace its former ultimate reference sample; that was only 99.9998% pure, while this is 102% pure. Please see my article in the Journal of Health Physics for the entire story. I have tested it immaculately, of course, and documented the process for you to see, so you really know what's going in to lead quality testing. Using that autunite which is absurdly hot when used with thin window probes, many tests were done on this well-engineered container. While I am highly forgetful, I do remember how to perform some basic tests to determine the quality and density of the lead pig. Despite my memory lapses, I made sure that the mineral source used to determine the properties of this lead pig has been removed, AS EBAY HAS RECENTLY MADE IT ABUNDANTLY CLEAR TO ME THAT POLICY PROHIBITS SELLING OF ANYTHING RADIOACTIVE. I find that ironic because there are literally millions of items on eBay which contain more uranium than those little vials of ore I used to sell; not to mention how everything is radioactive, but I'm a patriotic American citizen, not some sort of anarchist! I FOLLOW the rules! So, the pig has also been tested for dust and contamination and is GUARANTEED to contain NO RESTRICTED MATERIALS OR RADIOISOTOPES. Here are the properties of the lead pig: weight: 861825.503 milliGrams size: big enough to hold a vial, rocks, or about 20 disc sources Shape: cylindrical Color: Blue Contents: Air, purified to 5x the Los Alamos National Labs clean room specifications. To ensure there is NOTHING AGAINST EBAY REGULATIONS; I spent hours removing trace amounts of radon from the purified Andes mountain air inside the container using Heisenberg-Zeiss microquantoscopy, using an authentic quanto-sucker molecular eliminatronamator (purchased on eBay). Previous contents: A vial of highly fluorescent, radioactive autunite which I used to sell as a check source. This was used to perform more advanced tests on the lead pig listed here for sale. We all know that testing a pig requires a uranium source, which in this case is a mineral. When spread out on a piece of paper, it counts at an amazing 725-775,000CPM (as shown in a picture) on an Eberline E-600 with SHP-360 probe; equivalent to a Ludlum 44-9 probe. Please see pictures for close up mineral details so you can understand how the mineral structure affected the tests. The previous contents are stored in an identical pig. For my own reference, it's the one sitting on the right. Hmm. I don't think it was the left one, but I check things before I send them of course. In fact, I'm sure the vial containing the mineral is the one on the right, because I have two pigs left and both that are left are the right type to match this sale and description, so the one on the left is definitely the empty one, which will be the one sent, which is right, because I do not sell ANY RADIOACTIVE MATERIALS BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE AGAINST EBAY POLICY! Memory issues aren't funny at all. Don't worry, I will check the pig before sending it and you will ultimately end up with the right one. The advanced procedures to test the integrity of the pig are exquisite crystals of autunite which are pictured for reference and aesthetic purposes only, because you deserve to know what was inside your pigs cavity. YOU WILL ONLY BE RECEIVING THE EMPTY PIG DUE TO EBAY REGULATIONS FORBIDDING SALE OF ROCKS, ALTHOUGH YOU SHOULD FEEL FREE TO ENJOY THE PICTURES OF THE MINERAL USED TO TEST THE PICTURES. As many of us know, it's also important to view the pictures of the mineral so you can determine the heteromonocrystallogalvanic visual properties to make sure I didn't screw up the following tests. The 3/8 inches of lead shielding in this pig shows the following characteristics; using the autunite mineral as the test material: Borgian-Gestapo ratio of the lead is nearly 1:1, which demonstrates the exceptional purity and knowledge of the smelter. The smeltee is not known. Alpha attenuation: 120% equivalent. Guaranteed to block all charged helium particles (NO ACCELERATORS, NATURALLY PRODUCED ONLY!) or I will give you five times your money back. Heisenberg- Feynman intra-quantum begrudgery in the settled lead crystal particlatonical region reacts to bombardment of the autunite radiation positively. Thermopenular octal opacity indicates that while this container probably SHOULD have a vial of autunite in it to keep the lead healthy and hydrated, THAT IS AGAINST EBAY POLICY AND THE CONTAINER WILL ARRIVE EMPTY, devoid of anything, not full, nada, nuncio. The Hahn-Einstein duality test indicates a frowning dropple in the most highly bombarded areas of surface of the lead mass after the mineral source is removed, which is very irregular and indicates that the lead actually seems to yearn for the source to be left inside the container to prevent poltergeistish attacks on random people in a closed system. Tying down the lead pig is not necessary in most cases. There is no danger in owning this excellent product. Otherwise, the lead is just fine. You will be receiving the highest quality pig. Since the numbers on the various tests are actually quite different on each pig despite their relative (ha, a physics joke!) similarity, you MUST message me prior to purchase so we can discuss the individuality of the pig you ordered. The mineral source used to check the pig emits about 45,000 CPM inside the bottle regardless of which way it was turned on an Eberline E600 with SHP-360 (44-9) pancake probe, which ensured that all sides of the extremely high quality lead vessel being sold would have the same shaw and shuck to shield ratio. The bottle in which the check source was contained was not breached, ensuring that there is NO RADIOACTIVE MATERIAL IN THE LEAD PIG, EVEN IN TINY QUANTITIES. The uraninite specimens I USED TO SELL, BUT DON'T SELL ANY MORE BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE AGAINST EBAY REGULATIONS were from anywhere from 30-92% (the blackest of pitchblende contains the most uranium oxide by far, but self-shields the alpha and beta, so it relies on gamma and miniscule amounts of beta and alpha particles to garner higher readings). Obviously, that is why I chose this as a material to test the physical properties of the lead in the empty pig for sale, as it provided an even source of ionizing radiation to provide an equallibrious fluberry flux. Please see the test series done as it shows in the pictures. It shows the product as you will receive it at the beginning and very end. The rest of the pictures simply show the progress of the Slotin-Marbourgh tests using the aforementioned source. Basically, I am showing you how I tested the material used to test the pig. The 4pi measurements were noted, and the linear 2pi measurements were averaged to form an 8 dimensional, 12.25pi average for measurement of charged particles. The source mineral was removed from the 12.25pi counter arrangement (the whiteboard in the background was full, and it's 12 by 8 feet.) Then, the source was inserted in the container to quantify the planar flux relative to the lead composition. The 8 dimensional arrangement was sufficient to overcome the paradoxically confusing state of the 102% purity of the lead, which can only exist in a frozen quantum form in formerly Soviet bloc state scrap lead, due to the massive flux of peeons and surface adherence of the peeons to the pre-monked lead, which were released by reckless tests before the 1991 fall of the Union. The Autunite is several times hotter because the density is very low. Alpha particles can make it through the thinnest layers of his rock (just like they can get through the mica on a pancake probe), and beta particles of all energies can get brought it as well. It does not have the self-shielding properties like pitchblende, which blocks the vast majority of its own radiation. Regarding fluorescence: The intense fluorescence in the photos is long wave UV light at about 330-380nm held at a few inches. This is without a doubt the most intensely hot and fluorescent mineral I have in my collection, which made it all the better for testing out the lead pig. Showing you this picture will allow you to evaluate the coupled and porkellian (NOT porgellian, no matter how many people think it's spelled that way!) crystalline structure through which the radiation passed when testing this lead pig so extensively. All equipment used to determine properties of the item for sale is calibrated. THIS SALE IS FOR AN EMPTY LEAD PIG ONLY, BECAUSE EBAY REGULATION FORBID SALES OF ITEMS WHICH ARE OR MAY BE RADIOACTIVE. (I swear, look it up, that's how they actually phrased it!!!) Ultimately, the pig is declared to be good. It has stickers pre-stuck, as it is intended to contain radioactive material, WHICH IS NOT INCLUDED IN THE SALE DUE TO EBAY REGULATIONS! The stickers are of the magenta on yellow variety. Magenta was the original color for the trefoil. The more you know. #NBCchimes International sales are welcomed. I will not breach eBay policy, so don't even bother messaging me with questions. Please message me with any questions. (This is the end of the ad text which was assuredly approved by Gheo and on behalf of the standards department, so I did not reword it even though things are a little different now. It turns out that only the pictures were the problem, but if I changed the ad, it would be subject to review again.) Thanks, Gheo [THREAD ID: 1-53533165848]" eBay Document ID: 26621338008 ***end of first letter from ebay*** ******NOW, I HAVE TO PRESENT SOME MORE STUFF TO SHOW MY CUSTOMERS HOW HARD I AM ADVOCATING FOR THEIR ABILITY TO PURCHASE EMPTY CONTAINERS!******(and to feed my family, because frivolous account suspensions are horrible.) Once again, my account was suspended for supposedly selling hazardous substances, despite the abundance of explanation regarding what I have gone through to ensure no contamination exists on the EMPTY LEAD PIG being sold. I demanded a thorough explanation, and was kindly given one. I have split it in to sentences editing spacing only, this is all original interjections by me will be in parenthesis. Here it is: This is in reference to the recent removal on your account for the item # 271975516691. This message is to ask the seller to remove two pictures in his listing that shows or includes the harmful substance as a demonstration on how effective his item is. (I asked him to say "purportedly harmful substance", and he did via the phone.) As specified the seller is only selling an empty container. As analyzed the description of the listing is allowed or fine however the two pictures that include the harmful substance must not be uploaded because regardless of the intention why the pictures showing the harmfull substance are present it could contradict the interpretation or the representation of the listing's description that the seller is only selling an empty container. (Clearly, you all get confused about these things from time to time, no need to feel insulted.) As requested since the seller is worried that the item could get removed again if it is going to be posted we have the matter addressed and record is kept about the removal for us to review before taking any further action. (At this point, I said I did not trust that to be true, and that I have lost any trust or faith I had in the policies that I have abided by for so long, quite loudly and huffily, I should add.) As the seller has suggested he will add a different picture that will not include any harmful substance to demonstrate the effect on the item. He will be using another method to represent the item and as advised all the changes that will be added or removed will be subject for review and will follow the normal procedures eBay will perform. (************This is the most important part of the conversation, obviously!**********)As long as not a trace of any harmful substance is showing/included in the pictures the listing is okay. Thanks, Gheo [THREAD ID: 1-53533345447] So, that's ebay's concern. Since this is a new posting, it is equally open to scrutiny, so I will present the logical arguments ahead of time. I don't think any of my customers are idiots, by the way. Any opinion which I express regarding the opinions that I believe eBay possesses as a corporate entity are not necessarily the opinions of myself or of eBay, as an entity; including individual employees of eBay, myself, moi, or me. Since they removed all my pictures and all the words from the ad, I can not make new pictures that have not already been pre-approved by eBay, so I am going to have to censor the ones I have stored in my iPad and add a few more without showing the purportedly harmful substance as dictated by the last sentence of this message Gheo from the item removal department. The words are abundantly clear, so I shouldn't have any trouble. But I want to be sure, as my account will be canceled if eBay keeps suspending it because THEY THINK I am selling some sort of dangerous substance when I am actually selling you items to protect you from dangerous substances. Admittedly, that's my bad. I only stated in all capital letters that only an empty container is being sold, perhaps 10 or 12 times rather than 13 in my original ad and title, right? "As the seller has suggested he will add a different picture that will not include any harmful substance to demonstrate the effect on the item. He will be using another method to represent the item". Yes, I am assuredly using no harmful substances to demonstrate the effect on the item. I am censoring that other item which I worry that eBay might find hazardous because I wouldn't want to break the rules. There is no harmful substance behind the censor signs, I put those up for the sake of added safety. I noticed that his last sentence has some possible ambiguity; I have therefore put all 142 IQ points to work here in my attempt to comply with ebays policies. Symbolic logic can't be denied, so I will be breaking down some complex arguments. The area of focus here is the final sentence: "As long as not a trace of any harmful substance is showing/included in the pictures the listing is ok." I contemplated this down to the very root of symbolic logic, far beyond the reach of any place where Ferdinand Desaussure contemplated. Clearly, censoring the offending item from any picture (Gheo did not like the idea of blurring it out like it was a nipple on network TV) EXCLUDES it from the picture, therefore fulfilling Gheos commandments. The word included and the word excluded are exact symbolically logical opposites, canceling each other out. Therefore, there is an absolute certainty that Gheo is assuring me that no account suspension will occur for selling purportedly hazardous substances (or any other frivolous reason, and that I will be contacted ahead of time and given a chance to fix anything which may be wrong with this new ad, prior to the occurrence of a suspension or ad removal) if I censor the offending substance and any traces of such. He has provided me assurance that my account will not be suspended again frivolously, and agreed this suspension was ridiculous and should not have occurred. He agreed that I made my point abundantly clear, but was worried about you (presumably) southern folk gettin' all confuzzled and distracted by glowin' green stuff. Them red states. I told him that I did not believe him, did not trust him, his department, and have lost faith in ebays ability to enforce its rules without corruption; explaining that there are millions of radioactive items for sale, and THAT is against policy, even though they allow it to occur. I explained I am selling an EMPTY LEAD PIG to protect people from stuff they buy on ebay and that these suspensions are impeding my ability to feed my family and endangering eBay buyers by preventing them access to this container which will protect them from all of the hazardous radioactive substances still being sold on eBay. He doesn't want to hurt anybody, Gheo is no monster. He seemed genuinely sympathetic. He did thoroughly agree that I made the point abundantly clear and that no reasonable person would believe that the container had something in it when I stated the contrary so many times. (Harmful substance, in this case, is what eBay has deemed to supposedly be hazardous to you, the consumer, despite the fact that I wasn't selling it in the first place. Yeah, it's weird. The phone call lasted over 90 minutes.) Earlier in the message, we have an assurance that all wording of this listing is fine, and ultimately concluded that the problem is the two pictures in which "that green glowing substance" per Gheos words in the message and via the phone, "could contradict the interpretation or the representation of the listings description". I am being informed that no matter how many times I say that I am selling you an empty container, you idiots might get confused and interpret it otherwise because showing pictures of something in the container may distract the customer from the description of the item which repeatedly states that the container will be empty when it is shipped. So I will say once again before posting the original listing and modified pictures: THIS CONTAINER IS BEING SOLD EMPTY, WITHOUT CONTENTS. ANY PERCEIVED CONTENTS BY REPRESENTATIVES OF EBAY SHOULD BE DISCUSSED WITH ME PRIOR TO FURTHER DISCIPLINARY ACTION, BECAUSE TO SUSPEND MY ACCOUNT FOR SELLING HAZARDOUS SUBSTANCES PERTAINING TO THIS AD IN ANY WAY LITERALLY MEANS YOU WOULD BE SUSPENDING MY ACCOUNT FOR SELLING AN EMPTY CONTAINER. YOU WOULD BE ACTING UNDER FALSE PRETENSES, WHICH IS MORALLY WRONG. IF YOU SUSPEND MY ACCOUNT, BE PREPARED TO DEFEND THE REASON WHY. WHICHEVER ONE OF YOU IS OUT TO GET ME, YOU WILL BE FOUND!!!!! I will pursue this matter relentlessly. I know that people can get very buddy-buddy in the world of cubicles, and just because I suspect there is only one person "out to get me" doesn't mean that the one person can't get their friend to suspend my account for a frivolous reason. Somebody clearly wants me off eBay, and I believe it is somebody in the department responsible for evaluating policy violations and suspending accounts. Please note, it is absolutely imperative for me to post each and every bit of this information in order to convey to my customers how hard I have worked so they may purchase an EMPTY LEAD PIG. I make no threats, I make no ultimatums. But I'm realizing that eBay likely has somebody amongst their ranks in that one department who is a bad seed, and that bad seed will be trying to find any reason to suspend this ad. That's is just as bad as suggesting that it is a hazardous substance, which was ridiculous in the first place. I believe this ad will soon be suspended for some other ridiculous reason, even though I think I should have a right to provide my customers with this information. I think eBay wants me gone, and I believe they will fulfill that prophecy. I told this to Gheo, and he said there was nothing he could do to stop the bureaucracy from squashing the squeaky wheel. But, he did address one of my concerns, and verbally assured me that putting down new information, including names of materials (which is why I'm using his name rather than saying an anonymous eBay rep, as he is material.) Here is the letter I received from Gheo assuring me that would be taken care of if my paranoid notion was determined to be true: "(Standard greeting to cheesebeat), This is in reference to the request the seller asked. If proven that someone within eBay internally has been repeatedly suspending his account without further logical explanation. This is to assure that the person will be dealt with possbile termination or any action fit to be applied to someone working for eBay. Thanks, eBay [THREAD ID: 1-53533916459] eBay Document ID: 26621443008" He didn't sign it on behalf of himself, he signed it on behalf of EBAY." I am so sorry to my customers, I hate to put you through all of this. I am now going to get on with the ad which was approved by eBay in the first place, even though it may not quite line up with the new pictures. I was also assured that any eBay rep analyzing this ad would carefully review each and every word of the ad. I have read through policy pretty well, and think this one is safe. But, I hope you can all forgive me, and forgive eBay, for the trouble. Please buy my EMPTY LEAD PIG WITHOUT ANY CONTENTS GUARANTEED OR YOUR MONEY BACK, ASK ME FOR TERMS AND RESTRICTIONS. Please inquire about a free gift included with this sale while supplies last. Email me with questions. Wink wink. Enjoy!

Condition:	Used: An item that has been used previously. The item may have some signs of cosmetic wear, but is fully operational and functions as intended. This item may be a floor model or store return that has been used. See the seller’s listing for full details and description of any imperfections. ...	MPN	AUT750KCPMON449
Brand	SHPC Heavy Industries